Magners is Not Cidona bY Keith

I learned two very important things this weekend. It is that Magners is not Cidona no matter what Fla tells you. ANd that if you drink too much of it from the Trophy it makes you vom all over the floor of your bedroom later because the room is spinnin'. And the dogs will come in and lap some of it and they will be drunk too and run all over the house and into the sliding door and your ma will hit you over the head with a sweeping brush calling you a good-for-nothing guttie but you will not feel it til the next day. And the dogs will look at you like you are a right gowl and that their sore heads are your fault.

That is three or four things.

My head still hurts.