A Joke by Keith

Why dosen't Tarzan play cards in The Jungle?
Because there are too many 'cheetahs'.

I wish I had known that one before the game. Donners told me and Leigh it and we laughed. When Donners went away Leigh said it was the oldest one in the book and I said Yeah ! though I was not sure what book he meant. Maybe the joke book. I will ask someone later.

I got a try and Paulie ruffled my hair which was a bit embarrassing in front of Leigh. He said I would get my treat later and I said Yeah, Cool. Leigh said What is your treat? And I said a nice strawberry and cream chuppa chup. Leigh said he liked cola ones better. I said maybe I did too.

But I don't really. I just want Leigh to be my friend. My best friend.