My New Best Friend by Keith

There is a new lad on the tour. His name is Lee 1/2p. He is from Wales. Wales is like Ireland only wetter, Paulie says. He must be jokin'. On the pitch today 1/2p was looking up at the sky and looking worried. I told him that he should not worry that it was called the sun and that it was a long way away and would not fall down or nothin'. He said he thought that was what it was but he hadn't been sure he thought it might be a space time anomaly or somethin' like in Star Trek the time the bad lads blew up the Vulcan home world. Then we both did live long and prosper with our fingers.
Now we are best friends and talk about Halo and stuff and no-one knows what we mean cos they are all old farts. That is what Lee said. He is funny.
I like having a new best friend.