My Second Lions Tour Diary by Keith

I got home and told Mam I was going to Africa to play with De Lyons. She went mad ! saying that Africa is full of diseases and that I would come home looking like the Elephant Man. I said I did not know who it was and she showed me a picture of him. This is the picture.



She made me look at it until I promised that I would not go to Africa. When I stopped crying she told me that I was her special fella and she gave me 20 Euro to get two fish and chips in Donkey Ford's. I had a strawberry and cream chupa chup for desert. My favourite!
But I am worried what Paulie will say when he hears.